JH Wong

> >>>Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
> >>>Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...
> >>>
> >>>Aloy : Why is making love so
> >>>enjoyable ?
> >>>PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws,
> >>>same like when you dig your nose
> >>>with your finger mah !
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> >>>Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex
> >>>more> >>>than men?
> >>>PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you
> >>>dig> >>>dig your nose, your nose feel
> >>>better than your finger, right ?
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> >>>------------
> >>>Aloy : Why do women hate it when they
> >>>get raped ?
> >>>PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the
> >>>load(road),den someone come over
> >>>and dig your nose, you like or
> >>>not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah
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> >>>------------
> >>>Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have
> >>>sex
> >>>when she is having her menses?
> >>>PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you
> >>>still go and dig meh?? Siow ah !Use
> >>>your Blain(brain), use your
> >>>blainnn ..........
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> >>>------------
> >>>Aloy : Why is it most men don't like
> >>>wearing condoms when they are making
> >>>love?
> >>>PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,
> >>>you like to dig with a glove
> >>>on your finger or not ? Not
> >>>the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight
> >>>(correct) or not?
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> >>>------------
> >>>Aloy : Why is making love carried out
> >>>in
> >>>private ?
> >>>PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use
> >>>your blainnnnn . you go and dig your
> >>>nose in flont of your whole
> >>>class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
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> >>>------------
> >>>Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you
> >>>are very good.
> >>>PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore
> >>>and
> >>>JB, and some say Batam also ah !!!
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